Word avalanches

A word avalanche is a highly-contrived sentence, where many syllable sounds are repeated via the use of wordplay and/or puns. They can be pretty straightforward, like this:

• Julie Andrews' delightful visits

  Mary Poppins' merry pop-ins.

• Visualize a pop rock band in women's clothing

  Imagine drag on Imagine Dragons.

Each word avalanche has a rhyming pattern. Try sounding out the next avalanche:

• Watching a crab fishing boat in the cold north be like

  Ice sea captain I see capped in icy cab tin.

• Visualize a pop rock band in women's clothing

  Imagine drag on Imagine Dragons.

All credit to people much more clever than I! Here are a bunch more of my favorites:

• Did you know that a KKK member once invented a clam chowder recipe that can help you sleep better?

  White supremacist white soup REM assist!

• A queue consisting of cats who need to pay their expenses

  Feline fee line. 🐈

• A flower’s female reproductive organ’s firearm will be upset unless the ground is cultivated with urine

  Pistil’s pistol pissed till piss tilled.

• “Pay no attention to their idiocy,” advised the manservant, “for they know not what they do.”

  “Ignore rants,” says a footman, “ignorance is afoot, man.”

• Me and a K-Pop star would poison Aryans

  Psy n' I'd cyanide cyan-eyed.

• Lowest ranked, self proclaimed smart guys are intellectually declining, but they do not accept this, and bring up astrophysics instead

  Ensign MENSA men shun dementia and mention immense dimensions.

• Ay friend, this wind is really annoying that frisbee. Can we talk about it?

  Augustus, dis gust disgusts dis discus, discuss!

• A nuclear woman forgot to include some items, so...

  Atom Madam had 'em add 'em. ⚛

• Flying dog's clone makes the all rights reserved claim of a poem in a strange font

  Winged dingo copy writes Wingding ode copyrights.

• A Mexican man takes anxiety medication

  Hispanic attacks his panic attacks.

• We built a device that catapults insects. Obviously it’s a scam, Theodore.

  Anthropologically constructed ant throw pole. Logically con-struck, Ted.