Word avalanches

Incredibly contrived setups for homophonic punchlines

A word avalanche is a highly-contrived sentence, where many syllable sounds are repeated via the use of wordplay and/or puns. They can be pretty straightforward, like this:

Julie Andrews' delightful visits

Mary Poppins' merry pop-ins.

Visualize a pop rock band in women's clothing

Imagine drag on Imagine Dragons.

Each word avalanche has a rhyming pattern. Try sounding out the next avalanche:

Watching a crab fishing boat in the cold north be like

Ice sea captain I see capped in icy cab tin.

All credit to people much more clever than I! I'm awed by people's creative word play on Reddit. Here are a bunch more of my favorites:

Did you know that a KKK member once invented a clam chowder recipe that can help you sleep better?

White supremacist white soup REM assist!

A queue consisting of cats who need to pay their expenses

Feline fee line. 🐈

A flower’s female reproductive organ’s firearm will be upset unless the ground is cultivated with urine

Pistil’s pistol pissed till piss tilled.

“Pay no attention to their idiocy,” advised the manservant, “for they know not what they do.”

“Ignore rants,” says a footman, “ignorance is afoot, man.”

Me and a K-Pop star would poison Aryans

Psy n' I'd cyanide cyan-eyed.

Lowest ranked, self proclaimed smart guys are intellectually declining, but they do not accept this, and bring up astrophysics instead

Ensign MENSA men shun dementia and mention immense dimensions.

Ay friend, this wind is really annoying that frisbee. Can we talk about it?

Augustus, dis gust disgusts dis discus, discuss!

A nuclear woman forgot to include some items, so...

Atom Madam had 'em add 'em.

Winged dingo copy writes Wingding ode copyrights.

A Mexican man takes anxiety medication

Hispanic attacks his panic attacks.

We built a device that catapults insects. Obviously it’s a scam, Theodore.

Anthropologically constructed ant throw pole. Logically con-struck, Ted.